Pain in the Corporate Theater

Today as we were loading out, I was walking into the freight elevator and one of the local guys hit the "Close Door" Button just as I was stepping on to it. The door came straight up between my legs and tripped me into the elevator. I fell and landed smack on both knees. It was really painful. I am now waiting for 4:30 pm to take a car to the airport to fly home at 8:40 pm, and have been resting my poor knees on pillows in my hotel room. Thank goodness for a 4:00 pm late check out!